A "Must-have" recipe for every mom - How to Bake a Cake with your Toddlers

Ingredients

• 1 cup all-purpose mom’s love
• 1 cup optimistic baking powder
• 2 large dollops of patience or more to taste,
• 1 cup of laughing sugar
• 1 Large Pinch of salt
• 1 Dustpan and lots of bubbly soap
• ½ cup brandy – for medicinal purposes or 2 valiums.

Directions

• Preheat Oven, Get out bowl, spoons and ingredients.
• Grease and Flour the Pan.
• Remove 5 crayons, 2 toy cars and One stuffed Bear from kitchen table.
• Measure 1 Cup Flour.
• Remove children’s hands from flour, wash flour off children.
• Measure one more cup flour to replace flour on floor and table.
• Put flour, baking powder and salt in a sifter.
• Get dustpan to sweep up pieces of broken bowl children have knocked onto the floor.
• Get another bowl, answer the phone, return to table.
• Get greased pan and a new bowl, remove crayon from pan.
• Go look for quiet children
• Answer the phone again.
• Return to kitchen and wrestle greased pan from child, who flees, knocking new bowl off of table -- again.
• Wash floor, table, walls, dishes and children.
• Call local bakery.
• Go Lie down for 2,5 seconds – before or after taking medicinal remedies.

Okay, now after that story from chaos-ville, lets get a bit more optimistic and positive!